Pay for it later

It's been about 10 years now since the first MasterCard "priceless" ads appeared and at one time they were cute and funny but now it's just getting old. MasterCard doesn't even use them as much anymore but people at sporting events love them because it's a sure way to get on camera.

They all say the same thing;

Tickets to the game...$200
Brats and Beer............$100
Seeing my team win..Priceless!

Yet they still show them on camera. I wanted to come up with a clever one to put here showing how much I want to get rid of them but I despise them so much I don't even want to make one. Maybe they need a new campaign, something a little more current and creative:

Out of money? Is your job on the line? Are the costs of your basic necessities like food and fuel getting out of hand? Then use MasterCard to buy all the things you want now and you can pay for it later. And you will...pay for it later.

Then we can take our new signs to the football game and hold them up for all to see;

Tickets to the game........................Pay for it later
Beer and Brats................................Pay for it later
Lose this game coach,and you'll....Pay for it later

And maybe there will be a crude drawing of the coach hanging from a noose held up by the FOX logo. That should get my picture on the TV, or maybe in the post office.